It’s ya boi..... uhhhh.... skinnypenis

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
derinthescarletpescatarian
derinthescarletpescatarian

I dislike dogs, I think they're annoying and I generally dislike their personalities unless they're a) working (in which case I shouldn't interfere with them) or b) basically cats (in which case, just get a cat, they're far more physically pleasant to touch). I'm not afraid of them and I don't hate or resent their existence, they're important animals, I just don't want them around me.

But if a dog comes over and wants pets or play then I WILL pretend I love it and I will pet it so much because it's not the dog's fault that I don't like them. It wouldn't understand my rejection and I don't want to make it sad. Just because it's an unpleasant animal doesn't mean it deserves to be sad.

thewelllitweenie

There seems to be a deeper philosophy one could derive from this but as it is its solid.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Behaving with basic compassion for other living things regardless of whether they fulfil your own emotional and aesthetic preferences. The world makes me happy but the amount of happiness I bring others isn't contingent on them making me happy first. It's not a serotonin transaction.

derinthescarletpescatarian

... Transactional Serotonin would make an absolutely fucking baller band name.

derinthescarletpescatarian

storm-and-starlight asked:

Hello! I just saw your "welsh word for microwave" post, and 1.) thank you for the information and 2.) now I'm very curious what the three words for jellyfish are, if you care to share?

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys answered:

ABSOLUTELY, FRIEND

These fall into the categories of ‘official term’, 'slang term’ and 'children’s term’ but NOT respectively:

  • Sglefren fôr (lit: “the sea skater”)
  • Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli (lit: “wibbly wobbly fish”)
  • Cont y môr (lit: “the cunt of the sea”)

Hey can you guess the official term. Can you guess. Guess. Which is the official term, do you reckon. Which one’s proper. Can you guess.

Edit: I just remembered this is an option now:

which of the above do you think is the proper term

Sglefren fôr

Pysgodyn Wibli Wobli

Cont y môr

Don’t bother reblogging for sample size this is deeply stupid

haootia
gas and electric both have their pros and cons and ion think one is better than the other and both of them are better than fucking coils!!!!!! -I use coils (didn’t get to pick what the apartment had)
goatyoat
daily-mees

meeses are colouring!! nothing quite like putting colours in boxes

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weaver-z

It's so funny when TERFs do biological essentialism and take it to some insane extreme I never could have imagined on my own. You'll be scrolling an LGBT or feminist tag and suddenly see a post that says "Women prefer milk chocolate colored pretzels while men prefer dark chocolate covered pretzels due to Female Socialization," and some other TERF in the notes is replying "Men eat dark chocolate covered pretzels because they have angry, rage-filled souls. Women are incapable of eating dark chocolate covered pretzels, the flavor is too harsh and wicked for their gentle tongues." and not a single person in the thread realizes that this is fucking balderdash

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